Monday, November 30, 2009

Watch Out For: The Contribution


Good news for fans of live music and the extended jam.

There's a new act on the block called, "The Contribution"

The lineup is a stellar list of musicians spanning a number of different, established bands:

Railroad Earth's Tim Carbone on violin/vocals, New Monsoon's Jeff Miller on guitar/vocals and Phil Ferlino on keys/vocals, and String Cheese Incident's Keith Mosely on bass/vocals and Jason Hann on drums.


Be sure to keep an eye on their website HERE for updates and hopefully tour info.

Even with their busy schedules, there are plans for a few live shows and they've already released a video of their first single "Come Around". (Check it below, its double A a-awesome!)

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

The Muppets Cover Queen's "Bohemian Rhapsody"

NO KIDDING!! This is possibly one of the greatest non-meme vids to grace the internet in quite sometime.

This is a BRAND NEW music video put together by the one and only Muppet Studios and was posted on their YouTube page only a few days ago.

SO GOOD!!

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

The Creepiest Thing You Will See All Month

No words to describe this.

Furthermore, it's only listed on a few websites and the creator (or most likely 'surreal artist') is still unknown.

Warning, do not attempt to watch before going to bed!



Anyone with ANY idea or information on this...please put me at ease.

WFMU Comes Across A Mystery CD

If ever a time seemed right for me seriously use "WTF!?" this is it.

This is a story posted last week on the WFMU Radio blog by Swan Fungus.
(WFMU is a radio station at 91.1 FM in Jersey City, NJ)

It's a lot easier to head over there and read it, but too wrap it up in a nutshell and get you intrigued:

The author was hiking in California's, "Joshua Tree National Park"...a park that spans almost 800,000 acres of desert.

While hiking, the author found a CD (inside of an old floppy disc, inside of a plastic bag...) with an odd message on the cover and yes, I kid you not, a treasure map.

Upon listening to the CD, they found 11 tracks of odd noises, breathing, guitars, and voices. Some sort of sound like music, while others just sound like ethereal noises or background chatter.

There was an e-mail address listed , but no replies have been returned.
When the CD was put into itunes, the track names were revealed, but the artist came up as, "???".


Anyways, be sure to hit the jump off and get in on this mystery!
CLICK HERE

Hopefully with the help of the interweb, this case will be cracked.



UPDATE 1 "What We know so far"-
News of this "mystery CD" is spreading around the internet. A lot of message boards/forums pretty much ignoring this as someone trying to get free publicity for their band or something.

Either way, it's still fun to join in the hunt. So here's what we've figured out so far.

The e-mail address was: andernestborgnineasdominic@gmail.com

This refers to the television series Airwolf...which starred Ernest Borgnine as Dominic.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0086662/

On Track 3 ("Long Stem Road") - we hear what is clearly reversed sound. I re-reversed, and...it's pretty much nothing.
You can hear, "beep bop doo doo doo" and then you'll hear a male voice say, "To me I suck"

On Track 7 ("Monied vs. Landed") - we are treated to a quote:
"When you have lost yourself in the wasteland of unending nothingness, the night things will come."
Turns out, thanks to Amazon, this is an excerpt from the book, "Necronomicon: The Wanderings of Alhazred)"
[http://www.amazon.com/Necronomicon-Wanderings-Alhazred-Donald-Tyson/dp/product-description/0738706272 ]
Wikipedia - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Necronomicon



Update 2 "MetaFilter to the rescue" -

The metafilter community picked up on the story and immediately jumped into action.
http://www.metafilter.com/86940/The-Crazy-World-of-andernestborgnineasdominic

As I mentioned, the initial 100 or so posts are all pretty much skeptical of the whole thing, which I understand but...it's TUESDAY, have some fun!

user 'pla' posted two GREAT points:

  1. The tracks have number and "of" tags, suggesting twelve tracks with #9 missing (the ninth track on the site, "Gloomsday", identifies itself as track #10).
  2. The 12th track (11th as listed) identifies the band as "Musky Taint" and the album as "Tres Mellow", from 2006. It also identifies the artists as "Evan: tremelo, Ilya: Delay, Dan: bass, Ken: Drums". A quick Google search for various combinations of those turns up nothing very promising.


User 'yoyo_nyc' took this information and of course Googled it, which brought up THIS SITE as pretty much the ONLY result.

It's a blog post from 3 years ago (2006) on a blog titled...gulp...get this:

SWAN FUNGUS

Do me a favor and scroll up to the original post I made...who did I give credit to on the WFMU site for finding the mystery CD? (If you don't want to scroll, the user was, "Swan Fungus".

DING DING, looks like we have a winner, and in this case...unfortunately it appears to be some shameless self promotion. This whole thing was like a musical version of the "Balloon Boy" hoax.

Well, that was fun while it lasted!

"Ultimate Hogan" is Ultimately Awesome

This one is making the rounds on the web today.

There appears to be a website where the entire thing started:


On the page we simply get an embedded YouTube video along with the name of the mastermind behind the whole thing: Erik Gustafsson, an Interactive Art Director out of Sweden



That's about all I know and really that's about all that makes sense. After watching it, I still have some questions...mainly about that last scene. (WTF is it? WTF is it from?)



Other than that, this is PURE genius

Great Sound of the Day: "Alvin Band"

*Note: No chipmunks were mentioned/harmed in this post. *

Alvin Band is a trip to listen to...plain and simple. A musical journey that finds the listener completely controlled and in the hands of Rick Alvin Schaier.

Schaier created the entire album in a friends bathroom using little more than a microphone and a Powerbook. As you might imagine, what came out this are 9 songs of incredible vocal compositions, not far off from the freak folk/indie sound we get from bands like Animal Collective, Grizzly Bear and Panda Bear. The album titled, "Mantis Preying" released this September and I'm finding it to be a GREAT car companion especially during these cold Fall and Winter months.

Below you can check out the official video for, "Temple Pressure" which is off the Mantis Preying album. Alvin Band have also released a 6-song EP known as, "Lady Portrait" and thats all. So Mr. Schaier, the people demand...more, more, more!

Alvin Band - "Temple Pressure"


Schaier is also drums/vocals for the band, "Miniature tigers", whom are getting nationwide attention thanks to solid reviews from Rolling Stone and Spin magazine.
~ check them out too!

Monday, November 23, 2009

The Ham Fights Back at Paula Deen

Upon first viewing you'll laugh.

Upon the 100th viewing you'll be hysterical.

I can't stop watching this clip of Paula Deen getting hit in the face by a turkey ham.

With each viewing, I see or hear something hilariously new.


Kick Off the Holiday Week Properly

Animal Collective's new EP, "Fall Be Kind" is set to release officially on December 8th, 2009. That said, we'eve already heard a few fantastic tracks off the album, released as singles or from live playings.

Here's their song, "What Would I Want? Sky" (Rated by pitchfork the rare 10...they do admittedly love their AC over there. Hey, so do we!)

Here we have Animal Collective at their very best, taking trippy percussion/blipping guitars and transforming them into into an indie pop jam with a very distinct AC timing.

Even bigger: The song features a sample from the Grateful Dead's, "Unbroken Chain"...the first ever legally cleared sample from the band EVER.



Cannot wait to pick up this bad boy!

Friday, November 20, 2009

Garcia Rips the Banjo

Stumbled across this great rehearsal session with Jerry on banjo.

I was looking for a live version of him and Grisman performing 'Shady Grove' couldn't on YouTube thoguh. Anyone know if such a thing exists?! Hit me up!

Thursday, November 19, 2009

First Track off the New Animal Collective EP Released

Check it out! Press play on the video below to stream, "Graze"...the first song off the new "Fall Be Kind" EP to be released to the public.

It's truly awesome. Listen in it's entirety...the 3:00 mark is Animal Collective at their usual greatness. Can't wait to pickup a solid copy.



Comes out in early December (around the 8th)....

Here's a link to pre-order it off Amazon.

The Top 'Best of the Decade' Lists

The end of the year always brings about "Top Album" and "Top Track" lists. Counting down the artists and the songs that were stuck in our head for 12 months. (Or if you're tastes are like mine, I remember my favorite tracks of 2008 cropped up late, November-ish.)

As we approach the end of 2009 however, the lists become extra epic. No longer "Best of the Year" but now... "BEST OF THE DECADE"

While many albums or songs are no-brainers, you will often find a few good surprises in the lists.

That said, I don't have the time, energy, or power to write one up myself. I'd make a list of my favorites only to be torn a new one by friends and readers for, "Not including MY favorite album!"

So without further ado, here are the best of the best from what's out there so far. These are the big names in music blogging/reporting. I will work to keep this update continually until the end of the year. So if you happen to have a list you would like added, please comment or shoot me an email!

I encourage you to dig deep into these, don't just see who they chose as #1. See who they chose as say, #23 and give them a spin! I mean, you are reading this post...I know you have nothing better to do.

Music
Books

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Wednesday Chill Pill - "Weak Ends" by MillionYoung

This is the perfect track to chill with and ride out the rest of this Wednesday afternoon.

It's off the "Sunndreamm" by Mike Diaz (who records under the name MillionYoung)

Just press play and enjoy. If you like this, feel free to download the EP which MillionYoung has given away from from his website here.
(NOTE: the link on his page is broken, use THIS ONE!)

Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Granny Viking

We're all well aware of the Techno Viking now, but I was tipped off via Reddit to what appears to be his Grandmother.

Someone get this lady a water bottle so we can perform a grip strength test...and then we need her to point in an offensive manner.

Monday, November 16, 2009

The Animated Story of Dock Ellis and the No-No

This is great stuff and a must watch for Monday.

Dock Ellis was a pitcher in the MLB during the 1970's.
While his career included a World Series win and a starting position for the NL in the All-Star Game...he is probably most remembered for pitching a no hitter with The Pirates in 1970.

This is because he threw the no-no on the psychedelic LSD.

The guys over at No Mas got hold of a 2007 interview Dock Ellis gave about the fateful game and created an animated story of the tale. It's truly a great work.





(via - Coventry Music Blog)

Friday, November 13, 2009

An All-Star Comedy Carol - "Do They Know It's Christmas"

This is what the internet is great for. We get to see some of our favorite funny men and women doing what they do best...without any middle man. No ratings to worry about, production values and second takes, or even regulations to follow.

In this video, which I came across via "Weird Al" Yankovic's (@ALyankovic) twitter feed, a bunch of comedians got together under the name, "Comedy Death-Ray Xmas Nativity Choir"

The choir members include:
Patton Oswalt, Mike Phirman, Jimmy Pardo, Brian Posehn & Scott Aukerman, Garfunkel & Oates, Aimee Mann, Chris Hardwick, Paul Scheer & June Diane Raphael, Doug Benson, Mary Lynn Rajskub, Nick Thune, "Weird Al" Yankovic, Cracked Out, Dragon Boy Suede, Natasha Leggero, Thomas Lennon & Ed Helms

Enjoy and have a great holiday season!

Top 5 TV Theme Songs of Right Now!

Too often we see Top 5 or Top 10 lists of the best TV Theme Songs of all time. They're great and often bring about a sense of nostalgia. Albeit to say that a TV's theme song is the 'best of the best' it is important to choose a generation.

Dick Van Dyke or Mary Tyler Moore certainly have their place in the hall of fame.
Just the same, the Fresh Prince of Bel Aire and Family Matters deserve to be hanging right beside them. Certainly these top TV theme songs are generational.

So today, I bring you, the Top 5 TV Theme songs on television RIGHT NOW! You can still turn on the TV after work and catch these theme songs as they play on a debut episode of the series.

Without further ado...the list...

5. Good Eats
(Food Network - M-T, 8pm EST)
I'm not sure if I love the simplicity of this song or just seeing Alton Brown's face. But after quite an extended number of seasons, I still get a joyous feeling when I hear this song. It just makes you happy.


4.30 Rock
(Comedy Central - M-T, 11pm EST)
The theme to 30 Rock is as quirky as the show itself. It's just enough to get you ready for the episode and quickly introduces the cast. Again, it's simple but works and is quite memorable.


3. The Office
(NBC - Thursdays at 9pm EST)
It's tough to take down the office. It's had a catchy theme song for many seasons now and the devoted fan base has covered it a thousand different ways which you can find on YouTube. It's still a classic.


2. Always Sunny In Philadelphia
(FX - Thursdays at 10pm EST)
God I love this show...you get that first bit of funny...then the name of the episode...and BAM! You're hit with this theme which to me, is very Married With Children-esque. You hear the song and instantly relate it to the show.


1. Curb Your Enthusiasm
(HBO - Sundays at 9pm EST)
I'm sure this wasn't any secret. Quite possibly the best show CURRENTLY on television.


Honorable Mention: Of course I wanted to include The Simpsons, Family Guy, and Southpark...but they were too obvious. They've been around for so long now that I'm almost annoyed when I hear them. Same goes for the Survivor Theme Song(s). There's been some 20+ seasons of that show and they all maintain the same dramatic chanting/tribal vibe.

Worst Theme Award:
I had to include something for this category...and we have a clear winner.

Dog The Bounty Hunter
(A&E - Wednesday at 9pm EST)
"I'm the dog...the big bad dog."
...'nuff said...

Thursday, November 12, 2009

White Antelope Will Give You That Fall Fleet Foxes Fix

I personally love the Fall season. The bright colors of the leaves on the trees just before they fall to the ground. The smells of fireplaces burning, warming the heart and soul. The sounds of plucking guitar strings forming a beautiful melody that just makes you feel good on the inside...

If you're with me on that, especially the last part, then I'm sure you're a fan of the Fleet Foxes.

Their sound to me, is the EPITOME of Autumn and Winter. Unfortunately they're not due to release a new LP until the Spring of 2010.

However the front man for the group, Robin Pecknold, has been releasing a lot of great solo EP's in the time off from the band. Along the same lines...he's been re-tooling classic folk tunes under the moniker White Antelope, in a way that only he can.

If you're like me and you're missing the Fleet Foxes...fear not. Mr. Pecknold is here to save the season.

White Antelope - "Silver Dagger"


White Antelope - It Ain't Me Babe (Bob Dylan cover)


White Antelope - False Knight On The Road

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

The Dark Side of Planet Earth

Wow Alert!

This is an awesome mash-up of Pink Floyd's epic, "Dark Side of the Moon" with the first episode of the BBC's, "Planet Earth" television series.

My hat's off and a round of applause to Allan Corbett, who thought of the idea and created the amazing video. The audio and video tracks are completely unedited and are ripped of the original vinyl and DVD issues of each work.

In my opinion, some of scenes from this movie work better than the ever classic, "Dark Side of OZ"




You can find more awesome work and ideas on Allan's website here.


(PS - oh...and this might be a great time check out the awesome online mash-up creator, "YouTube Doubler". It really doesn't get any easier than this...just provide two YouTube links and it automatically mashes them up in two separate players side by side. It couldn't possibly be any easier or more fun...give it a whirl.)

Trailer Trash: White Fury (1990)

White Fury is a film prodcued by AIP Studios in 1990 to little or no fanfare. This can be attributed to the fact that...well...it was produced by AIP studios. Notorious for releasing a ton of low budget films in the late 1980's and early 90's. A majority of which were written and directed by the same core people.
VHS after VHS of horrible dialogue and some inadvertently hilarious prop/scene mistakes.

How low budget are we talking here?

Check out the trailer for "White Fury" below and see for yourself.
This as well as many other movies released by AIP have reached a cult status similar to The Room. You owe it to yourself to find these movies and check them out with some friends. Intoxicants not included, but recommended for an over the top, absurdly hilarious night.

Tuesday, November 10, 2009

My Morning Jacket to Appear on "American Dad"

My favorite current band in all the land, My Morning Jacket, are...believe it or not this is the oddest announcement I've made on Coffee Con..set to appear on the FOX cartoon, "American Dad"

I got the word through the great JamBase.com who found the link on the all-things-Family-Guy-blog "Stewie's Playground"

The episode premieres November 22nd at 9:30pm...so set your DVR's immediately.

The episode is titled, "My Morning Straitjacket" and will be about main character Stan becoming obsessed with the band and deciding to become a groupie.

The first set of screens from the episode are mind blowing. Enough to make even the biggest "American Dad" basher realize this is a very big episode.





Something Phishy This New Years

You knew it was bound to happen SOMEWHERE and if you've paid close attention to the Phish.com homepage today you know exactly what I'm talking about.

The boys have announced their first shows to take place after their Fall tour ends this December 5th.



It's a 4 night stand at Miami, FL "American Airlines Arena"
  • 12/28/09 - American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL - $50.00 Reserved seating
  • 12/29/09 - American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL - $50.00 Reserved seating
  • 12/30/09 - American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL - $50.00 Reserved seating
  • 12/31/09 - American Airlines Arena, Miami, FL - $60.00 Reserved seating
As usual, REQUEST YOUR TICKETS FOR THE LOTTERY NOW!

Wish I could make this one but...my sources say, "Not a chance."

Fuel For Tuesday - "Baby What You Want Me To Do"

Certain songs, for whatever reason, just have an innate quality that help them stand the test of the time.

So can be said about "Baby What You Want Me To Do", originally written by the great Blues musician Jimmy Reed.

ORIGINALLY is the key word there, because since its creation, it has been covered countless times by a wide range of artists.

Erma Franklin took the blues classic and turned it into a funk & soul gem.
Elvis used it to define himself in his '68 Comeback Special TV program. Watching him in the video below...there's no doubt he is...THE KING.
...and the list goes on. The Grateful Dead have covered this song, Johnny and Edgar Winter, and so on, and so forth.

It's good to look back and recognize Jimmy for his contributions to the world of music. A posthumous inductee into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, you owe it to yourself to dig into his collection. (In fact you'll most likely hear a song and have that, "Aha! So this is the guy who originally wrote this song!?" moment)

That said, the videos below prove...you can never have too much of a good thing.

Enjoy, and I'll see you at the office!




Friday, November 6, 2009

Your Weekend Jam - Kurt Vile

"Kurt Vile is IT...plain and simple."

I thought about making the above quote the entirety of this post, but figured I should expand a bit more on this awesome rising star.

Signed to Matador Records in 2009 and hailing from Philly PA, Kurt Vile may just be THE IT artist of 2009.

Though you can't picture him, you may know him as the lead guitarist for the indie act, "The War on Drugs" (Also out of Philly...and also very awesome). Vile also plays with a backing band known as "The Violators"...makes sense if you think about it for a second.


Now you CAN picture him.

His most recent album, "Childish Prodigy" was released early last month and I can't stop playing it. (Seriously, even if you try to stop it, the songs are still going on in your head)

I encourage you to start early on this one...Kurt Vile is poised to take on the universe in the near future.

Here's his MySpace page and some streaming tracks off his newest album, ala YouTueb of course, to wet your palate.

Kurt Vile - "Freak Train"


Kurt Vile - Hunchback


Kurt Vile - Beach on the moon

Thursday, November 5, 2009

Be Happy Thursday: Pokey LaFarge & The South City Three

Just came across what might be the greatest find of the week:

Pokey LaFarge & The South Carolina Three are a group from St. Louis who are putting out some unbelievably old time-y country blues.



Brings you back to much much simpler times. Disregard all the complicated issues of the modern world. Let Pokey, a veritable modern day Bob Dylan, settle your bones and make you feel like there isn't a worry in the world.



The gang over at Daytrotter.com (...I know, they're amazing) once again hooked up with Pokey for an incredible set over their studios.

I highly encourage you to hit the link and head over.

Here's their official homepage for more in depth info on the band.

Congratulations to the 2009 World Champion New York Yankees!

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Incredible Dog Mambo Dancing

This is an incredible dog. It can dance the Mambo.
This dog is incredible. Mambo it can dance.
This is an incredible dog. It can dance the Mambo.
This dog is incredible. Mambo it can dance.
This is an incredible dog. It can dance the Mambo.
This dog is incredible. Mambo it can dance.
This is an incredible dog. It can dance the Mambo.
This dog is incredible. Mambo it can dance.

Wednesday, November 4, 2009

Hoots and Hellmouth

After seeing Hoots and Hellmouth twice in the last 2 months I have to say I am impressed. They feature some fancy pickin' on acoustic guitars, a mandolin, and an upright bass. They also do a fair amount of stomping and jumping on a plywood tambourine contraption. It sounds great live. altsounds.com seems to think they suck pretty badly according to their review of the new album "The Holy Open Secret", but I disagree, I am digging it. Here's a taste.



Tuesday, November 3, 2009

Oddly Addictive - "Sleigh Bells"

There is an exhausting amount of show reviews still trickling out of indie blogs everywhere from this years CMJ Music Marathon in New York City.

One of the acts getting rave reviews is the Brooklyn electronic duo Sleigh Bells
(Even the site everyone loves to hate, Pitchfork, had great things to say rating their song "Crown on the Ground" a 9.)

So what? Well give it a listen. The song sounds like they hired a 3 year old to sit behind the mixer. Each note crunches and grinds at an intolerable volume. It's annoying and you'll wan't to turn it off after 30 seconds. The only thing is you're hearing is fine and so is your volume. The songs are intentionally like this...it's their gimmick...and it's working.

The big bang comes 10 minutes later...when you say, "Wait a minute...let me play that again, I kind of liked it." You actually begin to miss all the noise. That is why, "Crown on the Ground" as well as the other tracks Sleigh Bells have released on their MySpace page are oddly addictive!


Sleigh Bells - "Crown on the Ground" (demo)

I'm Sorry For Showing You This of the Day

Could you consider this "Rap" music?
Perhaps a completely new sub-genre known as "Crap" music?

Either way...YOU PRESS PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

You'll laugh, you'll cry, you'll want to punch me in the eye.

Tuesday TuneUp: "Be Thankful For What You've Got"

Because really...does it get any better than:

Diamond in the back, sunroof top,
Diggin the scene,
With a gangsta lean, wooh-ooh-ooh.


Monday, November 2, 2009

Life Lesson of the Day: How To Eat Chicken Wings

I'd assume the title pretty much says it all.

Chef John from the great foodie site FoodWishes.com uncovers one of the biggest food riddles of all time.

How exactly does one go about getting all the meat off of a chicken wing?

If only I caught this yesterday...now I have to wait another week for Football and wings.



PS - Lets seal the deal Yankees!